- (215): "Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY’RE FREAKING ME OUT." -Texts From Last Night
- (812): "So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions" -Texts From Last Night
- (312): "She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!" -Texts From Last Night
- (724): "also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am." -Texts From Last Night
